Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Babies

Why do people name their babies before they are even out of their vag? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? I'm all about brainstorming, but placing block wooden letters of the name Taylor above his or her crib before they are even born is a little weird to me.

Call me old fashioned but I would like to see the little guy or girl before I decide to make my final decision or give my final answer. This is a very important decision. This is the name they will have for the rest of their lives. Maybe they will come out all covered in blood and guts and you won't want to name them the name you thought. Maybe you will want to name it Ewa or Uggggggggg. That is going to be a big old mess. You are going to have to go and edit all your Facebook photos titled "Taylor and Mommy: 34 weeks", and people are going to be pissed when they write a letter to the baby before the baby is even born and have to write a new one.

2 comments:

jake said...

how bout you cancel this blog and let me have it

i hate alot more than you apparently do

it would never take me two years between post

serioulsy

V Money said...

Fuck you.